just a couple of things so far. I'll add more as time progresses.
• I am Jennifer. You may also call me Ferkle. I enjoy both names.
• I get closer and closer to my true age every January 20th.
• I reside in Northern California.
• I am number #11 on Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
• I am half nerd and half slacker. My high school statistics teacher once said "You know, you look like you don't pay any attention at all and you seem to slack off in class. But Jennifer, you are quite bright." Thanks, Mr.Friedrich. Thanks for the F as well
• I am a dreamer, trying to live life as a realist.
• I am utterly stupid and incoherent when it comes to any form of mathematics. [I am pretty sure I am number-dyslexic.]
• I have a bedtime alarm that is programmed on my phone for 10:30 p.m. that I almost always ignore.
• I am tall but not quite a giantess. I am not thin, but plump and if not for my height I would be quite stubby, due to my love for food. [I was meant to be a fatty.]
• I am an optimistic pessimist. I try to make other people be positive, when they are negative and I also try hard to be positive when I feel negative or vice versa.
• I am in no way at all whatsoever artistic, but I will TRY.
• If there was a job to leisurely analyze handwriting, it would be my dream job.
• If I weren’t so lazy, I’d also love to be a lawyer one day.
• In my teen years, I worked for mostly beverage/food service places. [i.e., Jamba Juice, Starbucks, etc.].
• I am like a ticking time bomb at times. But once someone gets past all the rough-housing, violent, screaming in-your-face , I can be caring and funny and maybe even a tiny bit sweet. But you have to get through all of that first. It is who I am. If you cannot handle all of me, then you cannot handle any part of me. It is a test for most people. I am sad to say, not very many have passed.
• I am a loyal State grunt.
• I enjoy coffee and tea. My favorite lately has been Masala Chai with soy.
• I love all shades of the colour blue.
I am not an infallible. I am human. I have learned, loved, and lost. This learning process is constant.
